Kim Jong Unleashed

I asked ChatGPT to write a funny sitcom featuring Donald Trump, Joe Biden and Kim Jong Un. This was the response:

FADE IN:

INT. A LIVING ROOM – DAY

Donald Trump, Joe Biden, and Kim Jong Un are sitting on a couch, drinking beers.

DONALD TRUMP
(to Kim Jong Un)
So, Kim, how’s the nuclear program going?

KIM JONG UN
(smiling)
It’s fantastic, Donald. We’re making bombs left and right. You should come visit sometime.

JOE BIDEN
(sarcastically)
Oh yeah, that sounds like a great idea. Let’s all go to North Korea and get nuked.

DONALD TRUMP
(laughing)
Relax, Joe. Kim’s not going to nuke us. He likes us too much.

KIM JONG UN
(nodding)
That’s right. I have great respect for both of you.

JOE BIDEN
(skeptically)
Uh huh. I’m sure you do.

DONALD TRUMP
(to Kim Jong Un)
So, what do you think of my hair? You’ve got some pretty crazy hair yourself.

KIM JONG UN
(smiling)
I think it’s very… unique.

JOE BIDEN
(chuckling)
Yeah, unique is one word for it.

DONALD TRUMP
(defensively)
Hey, at least I have hair. You’re looking a little thin up top there, Joe.

JOE BIDEN
(rolling his eyes)
Oh, I’ve heard that one before. You’re such a comedian, Donald.

KIM JONG UN
(excitedly)
Hey, have you guys seen the new movie I produced? It’s called “Kim Jong Unleashed.” It’s rated R with way too much sex, not for the faint of heart.

DONALD TRUMP
(interested)
No, I haven’t seen it yet. What’s it about?

KIM JONG UN
(grinning)
It’s about me, of course. I play a superhero who saves North Korea from the evil American imperialists. But there’s also a lot of steamy sex scenes.

JOE BIDEN
(shocked)
Whoa, I don’t think I want to see that.

DONALD TRUMP
(to Kim Jong Un)
I’d love to see it sometime. Maybe we could have a movie night and order some pizza.

KIM JONG UN
(nodding)
Absolutely. You bring the pizza, and I’ll bring the condoms.

The three of them laugh as the scene fades to black.

FADE OUT.