Celebrity Scandals on Jeopardy

FADE IN:

INT. JEOPARDY STUDIO – DAY

The audience is buzzing with excitement as the host takes the stage.

HOST: Welcome to Jeopardy, where today’s contestants will be competing for a chance to win big money and bragging rights! Let’s meet our contestants!

The camera pans to the contestants. We see Bill Cosby, Pamela Anderson, and Kid Rock.

HOST: Bill Cosby, you’re a legendary comedian, how are you feeling today?

BILL COSBY: I’m feeling great, thank you.

HOST: Pamela, you’ve been in the headlines for your share of celebrity scandals. Are you ready to tackle the “Celebrity Scandals” category?

PAMELA ANDERSON: Bring it on.

HOST: Kid Rock, we understand that you and Pamela have had some history. Care to comment?

KID ROCK: Not really, I’m just here to win.

HOST: Fair enough. Let’s get started.

The game begins, and the categories are all normal except for “Celebrity Scandals.” The contestants buzz in quickly, trying to get ahead.

In the “Celebrity Scandals” category, a question comes up about a certain sex tape that Pamela Anderson was involved in. Pamela hesitates, clearly uncomfortable, but answers correctly.

KID ROCK: (Loudly) Figures you’d know about that, Pam.

PAMELA ANDERSON: (Shooting Kid Rock a glare) Shut up, Kid.

The game continues, tensions rising between Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson.

As they near the end of the game, a Daily Double is revealed in the “Celebrity Scandals” category. Bill Cosby buzzes in.

BILL COSBY: I’ll wager it all.

HOST: Alright, the question is… (reading the prompter) “This comedian has been accused of drugging and assaulting multiple women.”

There’s an awkward silence as Bill Cosby stares blankly, then he begins to sweat profusely.

BILL COSBY: (Stuttering) I, uh… I don’t know.

The buzzer sounds, and time is up.

HOST: The answer was Bill Cosby. Tough luck, Bill.

As the game ends and the scores are tallied, Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson are neck and neck.

HOST: And our winner is… Pamela Anderson!

KID ROCK: (Grumbling) Figures.

PAMELA ANDERSON: (Smiling) Thank you, thank you.

As they leave the stage, tensions are high between Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson, but Bill Cosby just looks relieved to be out of the spotlight.

FADE OUT.