FADE IN:
EXT. BIKINI BOTTOM – DAY
The sun shines down on Bikini Bottom as we see Spongebob Squarepants and his best friend, Patrick Star, walking along the street.
SPONGEBOB: Hey, Patrick! What do you want to do today?
PATRICK: (slurring his words) I dunno, Spongebob. I think I drank too much milk last night.
Suddenly, they hear a commotion coming from a nearby building. They run over to investigate.
INT. BUILDING – DAY
As they enter, they see Plankton flirting with Sandy Cheeks, who is clearly uninterested.
PLANKTON: Hey, Sandy! What’s cookin’, good-lookin’?
SANDY: (sighs) Plankton, how many times do I have to tell you? I’m not interested.
Spongebob and Patrick exchange a glance, then run over to break up the unwanted advances.
SPONGEBOB: Hey, Plankton! Leave Sandy alone!
PATRICK: Yeah! Don’t you have something better to do, like take over the world or something?
Plankton huffs and exits the building, muttering to himself.
PLANKTON: (sotto) I’ll show them. I’ll show them all.
Spongebob and Patrick high-five each other, feeling like they’ve saved the day.
As they leave the building, they hear a strange noise coming from the distance.
PATRICK: What’s that sound?
SPONGEBOB: I don’t know, Patrick. Let’s go check it out!
They run towards the noise and see a crowd of people gathered around a man who looks oddly familiar.
SPONGEBOB: (pointing) Hey, that looks like Adolf Hitler!
PATRICK: (laughing) Yeah, right! What would Hitler be doing in Bikini Bottom?
As they get closer, they realize that it is, in fact, Adolf Hitler.
HITLER: (in German accent) Greetings, citizens of Bikini Bottom. I have come to spread the word of my great country and all that it stands for.
The crowd begins to disperse, clearly uncomfortable with the presence of Hitler in their town.
SPONGEBOB: (to Patrick) We have to do something!
PATRICK: (whispering) I know just the thing.
He pulls out a bottle of milk from his pocket and chugs it down.
PATRICK: (slurring) Alright, let’s go!
They run over to Hitler, who is now standing alone.
SPONGEBOB: Hey, Hitler! What are you doing here?
HITLER: (smiling) Ah, I see that you recognize me. I am here to spread the good word of Germany and all that it stands for.
SPONGEBOB: That’s not a good thing! Hitler, you were responsible for the deaths of millions of people!
HITLER: (defensive) No, no, no! You have it all wrong. Germany was a great country, and I was only trying to make it better.
Spongebob and Patrick exchange another glance, then take a step back.
PATRICK: (to Spongebob) I don’t think he’s gonna listen to us, Spongebob.
SPONGEBOB: (nodding) Yeah, we need to call in some backup.
They run off to find Mr. T, who is known for his tough-guy demeanor.
INT. MR. T’S GYM – DAY
As they enter, they see Mr. T working out with some heavy weights.
SPONGEBOB: Hey, Mr. T! We need your help!
MR. T: (turns suddenly and looks at Spongebob and Patrick.)
MR. T: What’s going on? Why do you need my help?
PATRICK: There’s this guy in town, Adolf Hitler, and he’s trying to spread his propaganda.
SPONGEBOB: We tried talking to him, but he’s not listening.
MR. T: (scratching his chin) Alright, let’s go talk to this Hitler guy.
They all head out of the gym and back to where Hitler is standing. When they get there, they see that a few more people have gathered around him.
MR. T: (to Hitler) What do you think you’re doing, coming into our town and spewing your hate speech?
HITLER: (smiling) I am only trying to spread the good word of my country.
MR. T: (crossing his arms) Well, you’re not welcome here. You need to leave.
HITLER: (ignoring Mr. T) And who are you? Another one of these weaklings?
MR. T: (gritting his teeth) I’m Mr. T, and you need to listen to me.
Hitler starts to walk away, but Mr. T blocks his path.
MR. T: You’re not going anywhere until you listen to what I have to say.
Suddenly, they hear a loud roar coming from the distance. Everyone turns around to see Sasquatch standing there.
SASQUATCH: (in a deep, booming voice) What’s going on here?
The crowd starts to disperse, but Spongebob, Patrick, Mr. T, and Hitler are all still standing there, shocked at the sight of Sasquatch.
HITLER: (in awe) What is that thing?
SASQUATCH: (looking at Hitler) I am Sasquatch, and I’m not too happy about the hate speech you’re spreading.
HITLER: (taken aback) I didn’t realize that my words could cause so much harm.
SASQUATCH: (putting a hand on Hitler’s shoulder) That’s why it’s important to think before you speak.
Hitler nods, looking contemplative.
SPONGEBOB: (to Sasquatch) Hey, do you want to come back to our pineapple and have some Krabby Patties?
SASQUATCH: (smiling) I’d love to.
They all head back to Spongebob’s pineapple, feeling like they’ve learned an important lesson about the power of words and the importance of treating others with respect.
FADE OUT.

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